blackromney: freedie-mercury: blackromney: ‘sad’ backwards is ‘das’ and ‘das’ in German means ‘the’. ‘the’ has 3 letters and u know what else has 3 letters??? that’s right„ ‘pee’ what does this mean we just don’t know
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
mcporno: keep your eyes peeled
thelilnan: vagisodium: fuck the police and then never call them again
senor-cactuar: the avengers? how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
arsenickittenip: Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!! “… let it continue to operate as an independent business.” In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience Source: [x]
lixxieb: artalias: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates. That means no more porn on Tumblr. … God help us all. I wasn’t bothered by this at first but NOW I AM LIKE NO
icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
narutos-dick: trenchgun: “Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!” I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
Land of Parental Failure and Shitty Humor: A word... →
of-castles-and-converses: fan-troll: interruptmag: Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders…
rnackenzie: i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
tumblr right now
mooraan: whovians freaking out about doctor who stop yahoo campaign wild europeans celebrating eurovision
tom-and-ben: _pumpkin-ple-motherfckers: fuckyoutomhiddleston: If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down I just wanted everyone to know that you’ve all been truly wonderful people and it was an honor blogging with you all I truly love all of you and will miss you all It was a great time. You will always be in my heart.
davidtennantandbeatlesporn: snazzy-lemon: this picture of david tennant trying to iceskate pretty much makes my life
zaptap: “rose” who rose rose titanic?????? rose doctor who?????? rose homestuck?????? rose american dragon?????? no rose flower everyone forget rose flower rose flower cry
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
mrvvorldwide: “I’m sweating balls in here!” exclaims the teenage boy. Suddenly, a testicle rolls down his cheek. Then another. They don’t stop. Soon, they cover his body as he screams in terror.